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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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