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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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