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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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