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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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