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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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