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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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