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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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