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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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