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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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