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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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