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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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