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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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