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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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