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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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