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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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