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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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