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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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