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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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