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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮
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