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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦
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