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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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