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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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