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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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