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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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