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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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