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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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