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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡
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