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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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