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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘
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