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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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