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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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