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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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