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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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