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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃
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