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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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