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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛
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