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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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