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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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