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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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