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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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