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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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