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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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