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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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