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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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