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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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