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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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