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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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