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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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