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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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