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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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