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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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