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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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