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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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