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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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