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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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