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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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