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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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