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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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